I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

That’s me on the dance floor. No, no, NO! This isn’t another Mad Cow post. I haven’t lost any blenders or shoes or cats or brains. And, no, it’s not another NUDIE post. I’m not “losing” my clothes in a desperate attempt to snag a few more readers. Seriously. I lost two things recently. Big [...]

SEX! CASINO! This weekend, Dave and I decided to turn our humble bedroom into a pleasure mecca with Sex Casino, just one of the many awesome and sex-ay games available at your one-stop shop for adult toys: Eden Fantasys (warning: the link takes you to dildos). The folks at Eden Fantasys were kind enough to [...]

I found her diary underneath a tree And started reading about JD Yes, I kept a diary, off and on during the 1970s. As you compare the entries below with my life today, you’ll see that these years were pretty damn exciting. My life these days isn’t nearly as thrilling, tho, of course, I do [...]

One of these things is not like the other HA! Just when you were convinced that I hate old people, here is a post to prove otherwise. It’s a post about my favorite kind of old people: my ancestors! Specifically, parents, grandparents, and a few random aunts and uncles. One day, Dave (yes, THAT Dave) [...]

Doesn’t mean that much to me To mean that much to you Old man came from here Old people! Come on, give me a break. I know it’s not ALL your fault, but still. You could be a little more considerate of those around you. Everywhere I go, old people are ruining my otherwise joyful, [...]

That’s not my name That’s not my name That’s not my name That’s not my name So you know me as JD and—DON’T PANIC! I am JD. But that’s not what my parents named me. They named me Julia. Isn’t that a pretty name? Oh, you’d better be agreeing. I was almost a Lisa and [...]