Archive for the 'I Get Personal' Category

Tweet We gotta get out of this place Soooo . . . it’s been a while. I know. Get over it. Hey, did I ever tell you I used to suffer from panic attacks? NO? Well, no wonder. Panic attacks aren’t very funny. Oh, sure, it’s funny when it happens to someone else.┬áHAHAHAHA!┬áCan’t walk half […]


I Am a Frightened Nerd

Tweet I don’t like spiders and snakes I have a bone to pick with two of my favorite bloggers. Oh, they know who they are. But YOU don’t, so sit right down and listen. Maureen, from I’d Rather Be Blogging recently had the audacity to proclaim herself a nerd while simultaneously posting a photo of […]


I Went to College

Tweet I don’t remember, I don’t recall I got no memory of anything at all Yes! I went to college. I majored in . . . something. And I lived in a dorm and then . . . some other places, with some people . . . I know I had fun. I may have […]


Tweet Happy she and happy he They’re both as happy as can be You read that right. Twenty (20) years of monogamy. “Monogamy” translates to “sex with the same person for the rest of your life.” This was a difficult concept for me, back in my wild youth. But I’m happy to say that everything […]


I Am Thankful

Tweet But you should be thankful too. Why? Oh, I think you know. Anyway, we’re all busy, so instead of listing all the things for which am I thankful, I’ve decided to just slap up a bunch of pictures. With the exception of a gleaming Vicodin bottle and a sweaty picture of my Zumba-shaking butt, […]


I Was Interviewed

Tweet She Who always seems so happy in a crowd Whose eyes can be so private and so proud No one’s allowed to see them when they CRYYYYYY Oh, my (chicken and) stars (soup)! How long have I been blogging? Two and a half years? Hasn’t anyone wondered? Hasn’t anyone cared? I guess not, because […]



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