I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

But every night all the men would come around And lay their money down Apparently homeless people are eating better than we thought. I recently ate at one of those places that serve you your breakfast in a skillet. Remember when skillet breakfasts didn’t exist? You just got your eggs and potatoes on a plate [...]

The mush was as tasty As tasty could be Hey, y’all! It’s another food post! Should I just bag the whole I Do Things concept and rename this blog “JD’s Dumbass Emporium of Food and Medical Procedures”? You can get back to me on that. Anyway, for about a hundred years my mom has been [...]

Pancakes are for eating, not licking It’s rare that Dave and I wake up at the same time. But a few weeks ago, when his foot touched mine on a Saturday morning, I knew there was a reason. “I want pancakes,” I said, “such that can be found only at Jack’s” (a nearby diner-type restaurant). [...]

Wish I knew what you were looking for Might’ve know what you would find WOOOOOOO! You read that right. I am giving away three of the rare, hard-to-find Simply Caramel Milky Ways to three lucky, LUCKY readers. Can you believe my generosity? It knows no bounds, srsly. It all began yesterday, when I went to [...]

A living box of candy wrapped up so very fine Do it to me chewy chew me out of my mind I thought I’d dreamed it. I saw it. I bought it. I ate it. I loved it. And I dreamed about it. But then, was it all a dream, after all? NO! Because my [...]

Everything was plentiful at the buffet Raise your fork and something’s always there For the second night in a row since returning from vacation, I left Dave a note saying I’d gone to bed already. At 6:30. “Another early night, eh?” he said the next morning. “Yup. Still catching up, I guess.” “Catching up from [...]