I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

Underneath my clothes There’s an endless story Yes, I’m fully covered. All you squeamish readers can come on back. The nudity is gone, covered up with underwear, pants, shirts, sweaters, coats, scarves, gloves, hats, and hoods. But underneath all those layers remains the most awesome tan ever. I wish you could see it. Specifically, I [...]

Yo, I’m back! And I’m really not too unhappy about it. Re-entry can be difficult, especially coming from sunny, 80′s, lazy, nude to cloudy, cold, work, clothes. Two years ago, when we returned from Jamaica, I literally had to take to my bed for a week. I just couldn’t deal with anything. This year, tho. [...]

Take me back to the place that I know On the beach “This time next week, it’s a pretty good bet I won’t be wearing pants.” The context in which this quote was uttered by Dave is irrelevant. All you need to know is that he’s referring to our vacation to Jamaica and the— Oh, [...]

I wanna be a nudist And live by the sea * Photo courtesy of Free Images I am not a nudist. But I’ve been on three nude beach adventures, twice at resorts in Jamaica and once at Haulover Beach in Miami. For me to be nude in public there must be a beach or pool [...]

Come my little peach, Together we’ll go down to nude beach . . .* “What spirit is so empty and blind, that it cannot recognize the fact that the foot is more noble than the shoe, and skin more beautiful than the garment with which it is clothed?” —Michelangelo Clearly Michelangelo has never been to [...]