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I Ate an Expensive Candy Bar

I want candy
I want bacon
I want . . . bleeeuuurggh

Every time I’m at Whole Foods, I see these enticingly packaged toy-sized candy bars. They are so wee. The brand is Vosges, and the label tells me they are “haute chocolate,” which is French for “pay out the ass.”
Intrigued by their size and the bizarre […]

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I Bought a Door

Guys with name tags walking down the aisles
Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles

 
Wait! Where are you going? Don’t leave me here alone with my door story. Haven’t you heard? Doors are actually very funny and exciting to read about! You can tell, because I put an exclamation point at the end […]

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I Experienced a Christmas Miracle

And baby there’ll be
Dancin’ in the streets
For the miracle

I hope all my readers will experience a Christmas miracle. To some, a miracle may take the form of an unexpected kindness from a stranger. To others, it might involve a baby in a manger. And to others, it might be simply be a feeling of […]

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