I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

Long hot days Cool sea haze I’m leaving you, my bloglings. It’s time for me to go be naked for a while, and this is just something I have to do alone. Well, alone except for Dave. And a bunch of total strangers. Yessss! It’s vacation time! We’re heading back to our favorite Jamaican resort, [...]

Christmas Day will always be Just so long as we have we So it’s Christmas Eve, and I’m busy and stressed and rushing and hurrying. I know, I know: everyone else is too. But did everyone else wake up this morning thinking they had a bladder infection? Probably NOT! So there’s my lame excuse for not [...]

I’d like to play with your toys Kathy from The Junk Drawer has begun featuring the entertaining “What’s That Wednesday” post, where baffleded (typo, but it stays) readers are shown part of an object and asked to guess . . . What’s That? (usually on a Wednesday) It’s not only fun and mind-boggling, but the [...]

Just when I think I’m king I originally began this post with the following humble and gracious sentence: One of the coolest things about Blogtations—the site that collects quotations from blogs around the world—is discovering new and funny blogs. And then I stopped, because: Poo! Why must there constantly be more new and funny blogs? [...]

NEXT DROP! The readers of this blog (Hi! I love you!) fall into four groups: People who participate in the Entrecard blogging network but don’t know the song “My My Metrocard” People who know the song “My My Metrocard” but don’t know about Entrecard People who participate in Entrecard AND know “My My Metrocard” People [...]

I was once like you are now And I know that it’s not easy Ahem. On this, the one-year anniversary of my blog (waits patiently as balloons fall from the ceiling, champagne corks fill the air, children throw flowers, old ladies weep with joy, young studly men . . . ) AHEM! On this day, [...]