Archive for the 'I Blog' Category

Tweet It’s over, it’s over Sniffle. Who’s slicing onions in here? I put it off as long as I could. I tried, y’all, I REALLY tried. But the day we all dreaded is finally here. I just couldn’t keep doing things . . . as, um, you probably noticed by the distinct lack of things […]


Tweet Remember my name So, there I was. Recuperating from a bout of projectile vomiting that had left me weak, dehydrated, and craving those flaming-hot Cheetos. Oh, wait. Hi, y’all! Yeah, I’ve been on a little break. A break of a year and a half. What, you don’t think I deserve some time off after […]


I STILL Do Things (damn it!)

Tweet I’m back in the saddle again I’m BAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK! Wake up your neighbors, lock up your children, dress up your cats, and start frying the bacon. JD IS BACK (and better than ever? YES, duh!). Phew. So, how do you blog again? I know it has something to do with words and pictures. Deep-fried Twinkie […]


I Had Some Downtime

Tweet I give my complete attention to a very good friend of mine He’s quadrophonic This is the story of a laptop who died and the brave woman who struggled to find meaning in a life with no laptop. (Hint: I am that brave woman. And the laptop who died? WAS MINE!) (Yes, I refer […]


I Hit “Reply”

Tweet I walk and walk, do nothing OK, so . . . Do you ever get fabulous offers from marketing wizards who are simply dying to promote your site for absolutely nothing in return? YES? Good. Send ‘em over to me, would ya? Because I seem to attract a lot of dumbasses. Why, just this […]


I Am a Dork

Tweet Vote, baby, vote UPDATE! I won! Can you freaking believe it? I couldn’t have done it without YOU, my non-dorky readers. Thank you for voting. I will now carry on my dorkly duties with pride and a little bit of embarrassment. Thanks, Lin! And as Margaret from Nanny Goats once said, “We’re ALL dorks […]



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