I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

Her arms are wicked and her legs are long But you already knew that, right? Because ALL of you read about it here. You already know that I am a half-breed — or should I say “part-breed,” for that is the term I coined in that popular post. So it seems everyone knew. Everyone but [...]

What a lovely, lovely picture You’re my treasured work of art So, as you may recall, there was this contest at I Do Things regarding candy bars. There were also interminable videos featuring some stupid camera effects and lots of nervous twitching. There was soap. There was poorly cued music. But most important, there were [...]

Vote, baby, vote UPDATE! I won! Can you freaking believe it? I couldn’t have done it without YOU, my non-dorky readers. Thank you for voting. I will now carry on my dorkly duties with pride and a little bit of embarrassment. Thanks, Lin! And as Margaret from Nanny Goats once said, “We’re ALL dorks . [...]

Christmas time is here Something . . . something CHEER! Wow! It’s time for . . . 10 Mysterious Christmas Facts about JD! I once “ruined Christmas” by finding an unwrapped Crissy doll in my mom’s closet. Crissy dolls had hair that you could make longer by pulling it out through a hole in the [...]

[Edited to add: I am an idiot. Thank you to Junk Drawer Kathy for dragging around that damn video camera and filming my reading. I had such a blast and can't imagine BlogHer without you.] [Edited AGAIN: I am a dumbass royale. Kathy not only filmed the video, she is the one who suggested the [...]

She’s so 20th century She’s so 1970s OH MAH GAW!!! Will you please drop what you’re doing and just take a look at the teeny tiny ten-year-old JD? So cute! So young! So innocent! She’s, all, doing the Princess Di side-glance before even Princess Di was doing it! Lookit! I’m surprised I managed to hang [...]