I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

Well, the tongue inside my mouth is not for sale Thanks to little pixie for the photo. ______________________ Recently I was told I had a flat throat. After a sleep study and CT scan, a diagnosis has been made. But I think I would’ve been better off not knowing. It’s not my enlarged thyroid. It’s [...]

Caught a lovely butterfly Oh, how I remember that summer day. Who doesn’t remember the day their childhood ended? No, I’m not talking about that party during which Dennis (unpronounceable last name) and I cranked up Zeppelin and THOUGHT we locked the  bedroom door, only to be interrupted several thousand times by drunks looking for [...]

Wait! WAIT! WAIT!!! This is a brand-new post! It’s not the recycled “Braunschweiger” post from the other day. It’s got all new stuff. And pictures! ‘Cuz, you know, after reading through all your awesome food comments, I got hungry. Real hungry. Braunschweiger hungry. So I asked Dave to get me some of the ol’ slimy, [...]

I’m gonna eat jelly jelly jelly jelly jelly jelly jelly jelly beans I was inspired by this article on “Ten Foods We Love Even Tho They Taste Wrong” (which includes such delicacies as Chef Boyardee Spaghettios and Kraft Mac & Cheese: SCRUM!) to finally, FINALLY sit down and figure out my own . . . [...]

I’m not a real doctor, But I am a real worm I’ll admit I’m fairly suggestible when it comes to other people’s illnesses. If someone has a cold, I start to sniffle. If someone suffers from gout, my foot throbs. If someone has erectile dysfunction, I have phantom penis pain. If someone has a worm [...]

You look like you can handle what’s under my hood “That was fast. Did you fly here?” This is the comment that greets me every single time I walk into our auto mechanic’s shop, despite the fact that Eric, our “car guy,” knows full well that I live right around the corner. But we have [...]