I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

All aboard . . . Mad Cow Disease is no joke. Especially when it’s happening to me. Really, only when it’s happening to me, otherwise, it’s pretty damn funny, let’s be honest. I mean, it’s called “Mad Cow,” which is hilarious. And, yes, I realize the scientific name is something like “Bovine Spongybrain” or something, [...]

Baby, who turned the temperature hotter? Oven guy came from here ______________________________________ What’s your take on ashes? I mean, of the human kind? Should the “cremains” of your loved ones be scattered or stored? Perhaps you’d prefer to eat them or shoot them off into space? Cremains are the cremated remains of a dead body. [...]

I kinda like that I wanna tap that Recently I discovered a fun-filled Web site that’s all about SEX only funny. It’s called Can I Tap That, and for those of you who don’t have a copy of Urban Dictionary handy, that phrase simply means “Can I have sex with yo’ ass?” Uh, not literally [...]

The young ones are hungry Their nests are so bare Even today, I wake up screaming. That doesn”t happen, actually. The “wake up screaming” part. But I thought it’d be a more dramatic way to start this post than “One day I was walking along and a bird attacked me.” Yes. Singular bird. Also less [...]

That looks like a large pair of knickers Pickle came from here ________________ Of course I do NOT! But some people have to. Wash themselves with a rag on a stick, I mean. And it’s not polite to laugh. In front of them. The whole rag on a stick phenomenon began as simple cartoony fun [...]

I’m like a vacuum bag That holds all that old dirt Man, I’m sorry, but this happened and you’re gonna have to read about it. The other day, I got tired of navigating the hairballs and dust bunnies and tumbleweeds that have taken up residence in our home, so I decided to vacuum. After about [...]