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I Sweat My Ass Off in Bikram Yoga so you don’t have to
47 Comments Published by JD September 3rd, 2010 in I Am Kind of Awesome, I Work Out.Bend it like Bikram
Picture it: You are in a room heated to 105 degrees with 40% humidity. Ahhh! Sounds like a pleasant sauna, right? Wrong. You cannot leave this room. Also? You will be forced to contort your body into unnatural poses as you struggle to grip slippery limbs and breathe through the huge sweat [...]
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I Went to a Polish Wedding Reception so you don’t have to
39 Comments Published by JD August 28th, 2010 in I Eat Stuff, I Know Things.Hey, little sister, shot gun!
Yes, in my version of a Polish wedding, I get to marry Gabriel Byrne while Claire Danes looks on in confusion.
But this wasn’t my wedding. Hell, we didn’t even GO to the wedding, because the deal was: wedding at 11:30, reception at 6:30, at a venue far, far away in another [...]
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I Got Covered in Tar so you don’t have to
43 Comments Published by JD August 17th, 2010 in I Know Things.Su-su-sushi don’t you cry
Take you to the sushi bar and buy you some
Fillet and claw
Clam and tuna
Gonna eat it raw
So then there was that time I was covered in tar.
The end.
Oh, you want details. Well, you would.
Listen, y’all can get covered in tar all by yourselves. You don’t need me to do it! Here’s how [...]
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Some Lady Removes a Skin Tag so you (and I) don’t have to
48 Comments Published by JD August 12th, 2010 in I Am Grossed Out.Better watch out for the skin tag
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FIRST-EVER GUEST POST AT I DO THINGS!
My policy on guest posts has always been a big selfish NO! because it’s my blog and get your own blog. But then this poor soul reached out to me and said, “Wise JD, your readers — and [...]
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There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship’s smoke on the horizon
The battle against chronic pain continues!
And I WILL win. But not without a few casualties.
Those casualties, unfortunately, will be me. Only in singular. Casualty.
Last week my doctor sat at her computer with her handy book, What Pills HASN’T JD Taken? at her side. [...]
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Always got a mouthful of such sweet things to say
Chewy’s full of sugar and I love her that way
This post was supposed to be about that mythical unicorn of the Sandwich World:
The Candwich!
It’s a sandwich . . . in a can! And I’m sorry to tell you that one of the flavors is BBQ Chicken.
My [...]
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