Archive for February, 2011

I AM 50

Tweet Long stem roses are the key to your heart But he needs to start with your head That’s right, SUCKAHS! 50 years of awesomeness, wrapped up in one gorgeous package. You can look all you want, but no you may not touch. 50-year-old JD is fragile, y’all. 50-year-old JD is also somewhat bewildered as […]


I Scammed a Happy Meal

Tweet Hungry for the meeting The dinner we’ll be eating All this recent talk of mealworms made me remember one of my bucket list entries: Purchase and eat a McDonald’s Happy Meal — without getting caught! Because you have to have proof of child, right, to legitimately buy a Happy Meal? I mean, there’s a […]



Subscribe by RSS Feeds

I Do Kindle

Read my blog on Kindle

Read a Random Thing


Blog Widget by LinkWithin