I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

Tweet Hey, little sister, shot gun! Yes, in my version of a Polish wedding, I get to marry Gabriel Byrne while Claire Danes looks on in confusion. But this wasn’t my wedding.  Hell, we didn’t even GO to the wedding, because the deal was: wedding at 11:30, reception at 6:30, at a venue far, far [...]

Tweet Su-su-sushi don’t you cry Take you to the sushi bar and buy you some Fillet and claw Clam and tuna Gonna eat it raw So then there was that time I was covered in tar. The end. Oh, you want details. Well, you would. Listen, y’all can get covered in tar all by yourselves. [...]

Tweet Better watch out for the skin tag 0 o o o o o o WEE-OOO WEE-OOO WEE-OOO WEE-OOO WEE-OOO WEE-OOO FIRST-EVER GUEST POST AT I DO THINGS! My policy on guest posts has always been a big selfish NO! because it’s my blog and get your own blog. But then this poor soul reached [...]

Tweet There is no pain you are receding A distant ship’s smoke on the horizon The battle against chronic pain continues! And I WILL win. But not without a few casualties. Those casualties, unfortunately, will be me. Only in singular. Casualty. Last week my doctor sat at her computer with her handy book, What Pills [...]