I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

Always got a mouthful of such sweet things to say Chewy’s full of sugar and I love her that way This post was supposed to be about that mythical unicorn of the Sandwich World: The Candwich! It’s a sandwich . . . in a can! And I’m sorry to tell you that one of the [...]

Time After time I sit and I wayyyyyyy-t for your call It all started with some querulous old lady calling me and rambling on about a music festival and Dom Delmonico. Or, it was just my lovely mom, politely asking if I’d like to accompany her to a concert at Frontier Days, Arlington Heights’ Fourth [...]

Jump by your will or be taken by force I’ll get you either way Trying to keep the hellfire lit I am stalking you as prey Welcome! Professor JD here. You might already be familiar with my esteemed colleague Dr. JD, who helps troubled and diseased souls across the Internet with their medical issues. My [...]

I give my complete attention to a very good friend of mine He’s quadrophonic This is the story of a laptop who died and the brave woman who struggled to find meaning in a life with no laptop. (Hint: I am that brave woman. And the laptop who died? WAS MINE!) (Yes, I refer to [...]