Archive for February, 2010
Chicken in the bread pan, pickin’ out dough
Chicken foot, chicken foot, I ate a chicken foot (to be sung to the tune of “Lollipop.”)
Sooo, what’s up, chicken butt! Did you ever say that as a child? I said it often, as a college student. I still think it’s funny. People’s reactions to this perfectly reasonable [...]
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I Announce the WINNERS of the Simply Caramel Milky Way Contest
41 Comments Published by JD February 23rd, 2010 in I Give and Receive.So, needless to say
I’m odds and ends
But that’s me stumbling away
Subtitled “I’m Better on Paper; Or How Not to Use a Webcam”
So!
Technical difficulties? Check
Lots of “and um’s”? Check
Fabulous hair? Check
Shrill voice? Check
Poor quality? Check
Too much rambling? Check
Weird facial expressions and fidgeting? Check!
YES!
It’s another video from JD, this time announcing the winners of the Simply Caramel [...]
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Sooo, you may recall that I was in the hospital for 5 days recently. Why? I was sick. Can we leave it at that for now? Thanks.
Visual Proof of Sickness
Like, I am NOT even faking this. (And yet . . . the hair!)
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If that photo isn’t proof enough for you that I really was in [...]
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And it’s a hospital with pretty spotty wi-fi, so I’ll have to make this quick.
Never mind why I’m here; it’s unimportant. Rest assured I’ll be fine and home soon — and more important, I will have a good blog post for you (Hint: it will include words like “commode” and “syrup-stained gown”!)
Anyway, I’m sorry but [...]
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I Give Away THREE Simply Caramel Milky Ways
85 Comments Published by JD February 6th, 2010 in I Eat Stuff, I Give and Receive.Wish I knew what you were looking for
Might’ve know what you would find
WOOOOOOO!
You read that right. I am giving away three of the rare, hard-to-find Simply Caramel Milky Ways to three lucky, LUCKY readers.
Can you believe my generosity? It knows no bounds, srsly.
It all began yesterday, when I went to PetSmart. On the five-minute drive, [...]
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I Dream of the Milky Way
48 Comments Published by JD February 4th, 2010 in I Buy Stuff, I Eat Stuff.A living box of candy wrapped up so very fine
Do it to me chewy chew me out of my mind
I thought I’d dreamed it.
I saw it. I bought it. I ate it. I loved it. And I dreamed about it.
But then, was it all a dream, after all?
NO!
Because my favorite candy blog, CandyBlog, wrote THIS.
Yes, [...]
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