Archive for 2010

I Was Saved By Firemen

Tweet You’re poison runnin’ through my veins So I just discovered that there’s this thing called an “alarm” and it gets you out of bed! Oh, STOOPID JD, I can hear you yell. Everyone knows that an alarm clock will wake you up. Well, who’s stoopid now because it was NOT an alarm clock that […]




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Tweet Hey, everyone! It’s regular ol’ JD here. No, sorry, I do NOT know where Dr. JD or Professor JD are right now. You’re stuck with me. It gets worse. You’re also stuck with an old post, because the only things I’ve been doing lately are: Bikram yoga rehydrating Wrapping Prudence up like a burrito […]




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Tweet And the worms ate into his Head (brain) Hello, and welcome to yet another (FREE!) installation of Dr. JD diagnoses and cures the sickly people of the Internet! My esteemed colleague Professor JD recently took the blogosphere by storm when she appeared over at Cardiogirl’s VIP Lounge to help a bunch of people with […]




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I Am Alive, Awake, and Scared

Tweet Why, even the muggers are off The streets by eight Oh, relax, y’all. I’m still alive. Bikram yoga hasn’t killed me yet, tho it is seriously cramping my style. How so? From the Bikram Web site: You might find yourself feeling extremely energetic and experience difficulty sleeping. Don’t worry—you don’t have insomnia. You just […]




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Tweet Bend it like Bikram Picture it: You are in a room heated to 105 degrees with 40% humidity. Ahhh! Sounds like a pleasant sauna, right? Wrong. You cannot leave this room. Also? You will be forced to contort your body into unnatural poses as you struggle to grip slippery limbs and breathe through the […]




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Tweet Hey, little sister, shot gun! Yes, in my version of a Polish wedding, I get to marry Gabriel Byrne while Claire Danes looks on in confusion. But this wasn’t my wedding.  Hell, we didn’t even GO to the wedding, because the deal was: wedding at 11:30, reception at 6:30, at a venue far, far […]




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