Archive for 2010
Pancakes are for eating, not licking
It’s rare that Dave and I wake up at the same time.
But a few weeks ago, when his foot touched mine on a Saturday morning, I knew there was a reason.
“I want pancakes,” I said, “such that can be found only at Jack’s” (a nearby diner-type restaurant).
After careful consideration, he [...]
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I Will Stick to My Day Job so you don’t have to
43 Comments Published by JD March 5th, 2010 in I Am Kind of Awesome, I Give and Receive.What a lovely, lovely picture
You’re my treasured work of art
So, as you may recall, there was this contest at I Do Things regarding candy bars. There were also interminable videos featuring some stupid camera effects and lots of nervous twitching. There was soap. There was poorly cued music.
But most important, there were winners. Four of [...]
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Chicken in the bread pan, pickin’ out dough
Chicken foot, chicken foot, I ate a chicken foot (to be sung to the tune of “Lollipop.”)
Sooo, what’s up, chicken butt! Did you ever say that as a child? I said it often, as a college student. I still think it’s funny. People’s reactions to this perfectly reasonable [...]
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I Announce the WINNERS of the Simply Caramel Milky Way Contest
41 Comments Published by JD February 23rd, 2010 in I Give and Receive.So, needless to say
I’m odds and ends
But that’s me stumbling away
Subtitled “I’m Better on Paper; Or How Not to Use a Webcam”
So!
Technical difficulties? Check
Lots of “and um’s”? Check
Fabulous hair? Check
Shrill voice? Check
Poor quality? Check
Too much rambling? Check
Weird facial expressions and fidgeting? Check!
YES!
It’s another video from JD, this time announcing the winners of the Simply Caramel [...]
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Sooo, you may recall that I was in the hospital for 5 days recently. Why? I was sick. Can we leave it at that for now? Thanks.
Visual Proof of Sickness
Like, I am NOT even faking this. (And yet . . . the hair!)
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If that photo isn’t proof enough for you that I really was in [...]
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And it’s a hospital with pretty spotty wi-fi, so I’ll have to make this quick.
Never mind why I’m here; it’s unimportant. Rest assured I’ll be fine and home soon — and more important, I will have a good blog post for you (Hint: it will include words like “commode” and “syrup-stained gown”!)
Anyway, I’m sorry but [...]
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