I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

She Who always seems so happy in a crowd Whose eyes can be so private and so proud No one’s allowed to see them when they CRYYYYYY Oh, my (chicken and) stars (soup)! How long have I been blogging? Two and a half years? Hasn’t anyone wondered? Hasn’t anyone cared? I guess not, because it [...]

Hey! In in the interest of saving my brain, I’m slacking off a bit this week regarding all things blog. In the meantime, won’t you please enjoy an oldie but a goodie from almost EXACTLY TWO YEARS AGO TODAY? You will? Oh, phew. *        *        * The next time you’re working in your yard, and [...]

Stud hunters, c‘mon, drop your pants Stud hunters, here’s your big chance I know Stud Hunters sounds like a reality show where teams of TV fame-whores vie to find the stud of their dreams and then shoot him in the head BUT! it’s actually a porno movie from those sex-ay folks at online adult toy [...]

Ooh, that smell Can’t you smell that smell? OK, I didn’t literally eat cat puke, but by the end of this post . . . well, you’ll see. (“NO WE WON’T” proclaim 10,000 grossed-out-already readers.) Oh, yes. You will. So it was on daylight savings night that we learned the lesson again: Cats cannot tell [...]

And when they see me They want to be me Some of my Facebook friends are probably sick of “Ay, loca,” so it’s only fair that YOU get a chance to be sick, too. Sickness for all! It started with RuPaul’s Drag Race. Yes, there is an actual TV show with that title. It’s kind [...]

Shot through the butt And you’re to blame You give butts A BAD NAME Hi! I had to get a shot the other day, and I thought I’d share my experience with you. I know many of y’all are squeamish (I first typed “squeamous”!) about getting a shot, so let Dr. JD take you through [...]