I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

My bed is pulling me, Gravity Daysleeper. Daysleeper. One day, an innocent young woman fearfully climbed into a tube and proceeded to have a panic attack. A disembodied voice politely asked her to “stop moving around in there.” She reacted by . . . But this is not that story. THIS story happens to involve [...]

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!! Lucky and Minnie have found a home! “Spot” from What Passes for Sane on a Crazy Day has graciously and kindly and fantastically offered to take Lucky and Minnie into her home. Lucky and Minnie will join Spot’s four other rescue cats. Spot, there is a special place in heaven for you. To [...]

Oh, hi. Things are pretty busy around here right now. Can I help you? No? OK, then. Are you still here? I’m not sure what to tell you. Perhaps you should come back this weekend. I hear there’s going to be a post about something called an “em-ar-eye.” Er . . . Good-bye!

Goin’ Moji Keep me moving What’s Moji, you’re asking? Well, it’s a lot of things, but it’s not a dessert. Read on. Recently, a nice lady contacted me about trying and reviewing a Moji product. Oooh, MOJI! I thought. Those tender, delicious ice-cream balls of soft, tender niceness. MOJI! Oops, OK. My mistake. This is [...]

But you should be thankful too. Why? Oh, I think you know. Anyway, we’re all busy, so instead of listing all the things for which am I thankful, I’ve decided to just slap up a bunch of pictures. With the exception of a gleaming Vicodin bottle and a sweaty picture of my Zumba-shaking butt, these [...]

Who you gonna call? My lawyer! An eagle-eyed reader sent me the most incriminating e-mail attachment the other day. In order to protect her anonymity, I will refrain from naming her. But! You should totally check out her awesome photo blog here! Er, perhaps she’s not so anonymous anymore. But I know you can keep [...]