I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

My bed is pulling me, Gravity Daysleeper. Daysleeper. One day, an innocent young woman fearfully climbed into a tube and proceeded to have a panic attack. A disembodied voice politely asked her to “stop moving around in there.” She reacted by . . . But this is not that story. THIS story happens to involve [...]

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!! Lucky and Minnie have found a home! “Spot” from What Passes for Sane on a Crazy Day has graciously and kindly and fantastically offered to take Lucky and Minnie into her home. Lucky and Minnie will join Spot’s four other rescue cats. Spot, there is a special place in heaven for you. To [...]

Oh, hi. Things are pretty busy around here right now. Can I help you? No? OK, then. Are you still here? I’m not sure what to tell you. Perhaps you should come back this weekend. I hear there’s going to be a post about something called an “em-ar-eye.” Er . . . Good-bye!