Archive for September, 2009

I May Have Mad Cow Disease

All aboard . . .

Mad Cow Disease is no joke. Especially when it’s happening to me. Really, only when it’s happening to me, otherwise, it’s pretty damn funny, let’s be honest. I mean, it’s called “Mad Cow,” which is hilarious. And, yes, I realize the scientific name is something like “Bovine Spongybrain” or something, but [...]




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I Do Nude

I like you so much better when you’re naked!

The day has finally come.
I’ve tantalized you with tales of my nude adventures.
I’ve teased newcomers with my “I Do Nude” category label.
I’ve even shown you Dave’s snail.
Plus, I’ve dropped a few pounds, and, as I know from previous experience, those pounds could come back at any [...]




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I Cut Hair

Me thinks it would look better when cut from ear to ear

Barber pole came from here
Ah, Sundays.
Lazy mornings. Dunkin’ Donuts. 3-hour naps. Fast-food supper. Long, hot days. Cool sea haze. Jukebox plays . . . oh, wait that’s something different.
I do love Sundays, don’t you?
But THIS Sunday is Haircut Sunday.
BOO!
A year or so ago we [...]




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I Played Sex Casino

SEX!
CASINO!

This weekend, Dave and I decided to turn our humble bedroom into a pleasure mecca with Sex Casino, just one of the many awesome and sex-ay games available at your one-stop shop for adult toys: Eden Fantasys (warning: the link takes you to dildos). The folks at Eden Fantasys were kind enough to send me [...]




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I Kept a Diary

I found her diary underneath a tree
And started reading about JD

Yes, I kept a diary, off and on during the 1970s. As you compare the entries below with my life today, you’ll see that these years were pretty damn exciting. My life these days isn’t nearly as thrilling, tho, of course, I do have the [...]




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I Have Four . . . er, Three Phones

Call me now baby, and I’d come a running

Have you bought a phone recently? It seems you can’t buy just one phone anymore. You automatically get all these extra bonus phones. I could see the point of more phones if we all weren’t using cordless phones already, but now with the technology that allows us [...]




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