Archive for June, 2009
Is there life on Mars?
Chicken person came from here
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Poor Dave. But he had his chance.
Two years ago, when I first started this blog, my second post was about visiting a nude beach. Dave was concerned that his family might read it and asked me to write something else. My response was to burst into tears [...]
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I Wash Myself with a Rag on a Stick
53 Comments Published by JD June 25th, 2009 in I Am Grossed Out.That looks like a large pair of knickers
Pickle came from here
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Of course I do NOT!
But some people have to. Wash themselves with a rag on a stick, I mean. And it’s not polite to laugh. In front of them.
The whole rag on a stick phenomenon began as simple cartoony fun on a Simpsons episode. Imagine [...]
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My name was not always Sardonicus,
and I did not always wear a mask.
Oh, boy. It isn’t often I have insomnia, and it’s even less often that there’s something good on TV when I do. The other night I caught Mr. Sardonicus on MeTV. A classic Gothic horror flick, Mr. Sardonicus features slow-building psychological terror [...]
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By speaking, I mean reading. And by reading, I mean puking.
Who wants to come and watch me puke?
It all started as a harmless joke. Junk Drawer Kathy sent me the link from BlogHer asking for bloggers to submit a favorite post. The chosen posts would be read by their authors at the Community Keynote on [...]
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Diet coke and a pizza, please
Giant cupcake comes from here
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You know those 100-calorie snack packs, right? They come in all kinds of shapes, flavors, and colors: from bright orange Cheetohs to pastel-pink cuppy cakes. It’s a great idea. Because each 100-calorie snack is packaged separately, you’re not tempted to gorge on a whole bag.
Please.
Does this [...]
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Yesterday morning, I published a post comparing photos of Kobe Bryant and Ed Grimley. The timestamp on my blog is messed up, but the post went up around 8AM Central Time. I shared the link on Facebook (note time):
LATER THAT DAY, eagle-eye reader absepa sent me this:
Wow. USA Today’s sports blog “Game On” posted something [...]
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