Archive for April, 2009

Tweet Why can’t I breathe? This picture came from here. Woo-eeeee! Sounds fancy, don’t it? You’re probably wondering what the hell I’m doing, sitting here blogging when I should be in an intensive care unit with a giant tube down my throat. But it’s not that exciting, I’m afraid. In fact, it’s pretty damn dull. […]


Tweet She’s so 20th century She’s so 1970s OH MAH GAW!!! Will you please drop what you’re doing and just take a look at the teeny tiny ten-year-old JD? So cute! So young! So innocent! She’s, all, doing the Princess Di side-glance before even Princess Di was doing it! Lookit! I’m surprised I managed to […]


I Married a Robot

Tweet Metal things just turn to rust When you’re a robot One day I married a robot and his name was Dave. Only I didn’t know he was a robot then. Had I known . . . Evidence That Dave Is a Robot 1. He was advised to quit caffeine due to high blood pressure. […]


Tweet I know it’s kind of late But Happy Birthday Ummm . . . I don’t know how to put this tactfully, so I’ll just come right out and say it: You forgot Prudence’s birthday. She turned one, if you care. I wouldn’t mind so much, except she was really excited. Now, I realize you […]


Tweet I find it hard to tell you ‘cuz I find it hard to take This picture came from this site Oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man. Now I’ve done it. I’ve turned a corner of shame and I can’t go back. Ever. You guys! Since 2002, I’ve enjoyed American Idol […]


Am I an Idiot?

Tweet TRUTH OR TYPO? Please clicken to enlargen. I crave link love as much as the next blogger, but sometimes, I have to wonder. Is this a compliment or an insult? A forgivable mistake or an intentional misspelling? Should I feel grossed out or awesome? Truth or typo? You tell me.



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