I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

Tweet I find a party by the ocean Thank you to everyone who voted . . . for Dave’s snail! Dave looks pretty pleased with himself, doesn’t he? I hope there aren’t any real snails crawling around there in the sand. Anyway, now that you’ve all taken a GOOD look, won’t you please enjoy these [...]

Tweet Jerk it out Yo! We’re back from Jamaica, and, as promised, I ate me some jerk chicken. See it up there? It was my first meal in Jamaica. The first of many. Many, many meals. What am I trying to say here? I ate a lot of food. I even ate the airplane breakfast, [...]

Tweet The Bronx is up and the Battery’s down Hi. I’m JD’s brother, Karl, and I’m here to tell you about something I did so you don’t have to. In fact, you probably never even thought about doing it. To me, that’s part of the appeal. I spent the night in in all five New [...]

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Tweet Long hot days Cool sea haze I’m leaving you, my bloglings. It’s time for me to go be naked for a while, and this is just something I have to do alone. Well, alone except for Dave. And a bunch of total strangers. Yessss! It’s vacation time! We’re heading back to our favorite Jamaican [...]

Tweet Wider baby smiling you just made a million Just to get it out of the way: No, I haven’t seen Slumdog Millionaire yet. I’m GOING to, I swear. Actually, I haven’t seen most of the movies OR TV shows that were nominated for a Golden Globe. But that doesn’t matter, because . . . [...]