I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

Thanks to everyone who helped me figure out Prudence’s newest “toy.” I still can’t say with any certainty exactly what it is, but thanks to y’all, I can at least narrow it down: It most likely is . . .”one of the little clippies that holds the pants onto the hanger”—submitted (first) by Jenn of [...]

Pour a little sugar on it, honey Oh, boy, oh, boy, OH, BOY! My new cereal marshmallows are here! Remember that whole cereal marshmallow debacle? You can read about it here, or you might prefer to enjoy this brief summary: I ordered some cereal marshmallows online, and they sucked. And, of course, I had to [...]

I’d like to play with your toys Kathy from The Junk Drawer has begun featuring the entertaining “What’s That Wednesday” post, where baffleded (typo, but it stays) readers are shown part of an object and asked to guess . . . What’s That? (usually on a Wednesday) It’s not only fun and mind-boggling, but the [...]

It’s over, it’s over . . . It’s over. No, I mean it. This time it’s really over. I’m never going back. I don’t care how the memories of our first encounter torment me. You have betrayed me one too many times. I can no longer trust you. Oh, Californian. You and I could have [...]

  My hair like Jesus wore it Hallelujah, I adore it Look, I didn’t get where I am today without a lot of on-the-fly thinking and improvisational wizardry. Who else but JD could come up with this dog poo scraper-off-er? That’s just pure genius AND it came right off the top of my head, yo. So a [...]

I’m not a real doctor, But I am a real worm I’ll admit I’m fairly suggestible when it comes to other people’s illnesses. If someone has a cold, I start to sniffle. If someone suffers from gout, my foot throbs. If someone has erectile dysfunction, I have phantom penis pain. If someone has a worm [...]