I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

Tweet Happy I Do Things-Ween! I’ve been tagged for the always-popular “8 Random Things” and “7 Quirky Things” memes by some of my blogging pals: Preston at Me and the Blue Skies Jolly Mom The Snarky View And since I’ve already done quirky and random, I thought I’d fulfill my meme duty with something a [...]

Tweet Bend me, shape me Spaaaaaaaaaaaa. Just the word makes me melt. But not every spa service is relaxing. I’ve tried the mani-pedi, and I don’t like it. Oh, I like the results (they put a flower on my big toe!), but the process did nothing for me. I found it stressful to have a [...]

Tweet May I remind you That you don’t live in poverty Whoa! You didn’t see that coming, did you? Well, I was just as blindsided by getting SICK again, a mere two days after fully recovering from what seemed like a year-long cold. So the blog posts? They are not exactly pouring forth.* Thank God [...]

Tweet I’m a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Do you know Fred? If you do, you are under the age of 12. Welcome, Children of the Internet! If you don’t, you’re like me. Old and out of it and—according to my 10- and 12-year-old nieces, [...]

Tweet You’re lucky, lucky, you’re so lucky There it is, folks, in plain black and white. Straight from the fortune cookie’s mouth, and fortune cookies NEVER lie. I’ve really gotta start eating more Chinese food. This came from one of two fortune cookies with my last order; the other one said, “If you’ve got it, [...]

Tweet Sometimes justice you will find Is just dumb not color-blind Please read Part I here. Or not. Oh, man! I can’t believe it! I’m in a courtroom! Coughing! We were led here by a bailiff who looks and sounds exactly like Maya Rudolph. That’s an omen of some sort. There are 18 of us, [...]