I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

I don’t know where I’m running now I’m just running on First, let me say that colon cancer is serious stuff. In no way do I mean to make light of this disease OR the procedure that is so important to early detection. Doctors say you should have a baseline colonoscopy when you’re 50 (I [...]

Is that the question And if so . . . Don’t get me wrong: I certainly hope you’re all alive, too! I’ll put up a post tomorrow. Today I get to stuff my non-poisoned gullet and take several naps. Thanks for all the good wishes, my bloglings. Won’t you please enjoy this video of Gus [...]

Such a good actress, hiding all her pain Don’t look so shocked. Do you know how many people are poisoned every day? Based on my sources, I’m guessing a lot. What proof do I have that I am being poisoned? Simple: I have a stomachache. HA! You think I’m overreacting, don’t you? Perhaps, but ask [...]

You can tell by the lines I’m reciting That I’ve seen that movie too I just saw The Dark Knight. It was freaking great and chock-full of nice-lookin’ fellers. The Joker was sexy in a scary, serial-killer way, Bruce Wayne was devilishly handsome, Harry Dent was mostly rather nice to look at, but there was [...]

Anything you want You got it Hello. Did you know that sometimes I take requests? Well, I do. But sometimes I don’t. For example, if you’ve recently asked me to sleep with your spouse, visit a VD clinic, or take back your beer bottles, you’re going to be . . . wait a minute. Is [...]