I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

I was once like you are now And I know that it’s not easy Ahem. On this, the one-year anniversary of my blog (waits patiently as balloons fall from the ceiling, champagne corks fill the air, children throw flowers, old ladies weep with joy, young studly men . . . ) AHEM! On this day, [...]

Bless you, bless you All of you pretty girls A few years ago, Dave issued the following statement: “From now on, I won’t be saying ‘Bless you’ or ‘Gesundheit’ after you sneeze. I won’t be saying anything.” “Um. OK. Any particular reason?” “Nope. Just don’t want to.” “Not even ‘you’re soooo good-looking’?” “Nope.” “Hmph.” I [...]

Is it any wonder Gus is too cool to fool? Look! Gus is a lolcat! Or, he will be, once this photo has been appropriately captioned. And that’s where you come in. I need your help to fulfill Gus’s dream of being a famous lolcat on I Can Has Cheezburger. It’s fun and easy. And [...]

Thought I heard you mention my name Can’t you talk any louder You may have read ol’ Junk Drawer Kathy’s glowing review of Blogtations, a wonderful “where have you been all my life” site that culls quotations from worthy blogs. It’s not only a great idea, but Musing (the site owner) does a beautiful job [...]

You just took for granted that I want to skinny dip YES! We went back. Remember when Dave and I went to this fabulous Indiana nudist resort last summer? And a bunch of irate but very nice nudists bombarded my site with comments defending it? And I promised to return and be less judgmental? Well, [...]

Beeeeer It’s liquid bread, it’s good for you OK, for years now, you guys have been getting drunk so I don’t have to. It’s time I stepped up to the plate and did my part. Yesterday, Dave and I took my mom to a local fair, where we enjoyed beautiful weather, greasy food, and that [...]