Archive for May, 2008

I Have Insomnia

And sleep comes
With a knife, fork, and a spoon

For many people, insomnia can mean one or more nights without sleep, tossing and turning, staring at an unforgiving clock; in short, a seemingly endless night followed by a crabby-ass day. For me, it means waking up at 3 AM and not falling back asleep until 3:30. [...]




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Wait in line
‘Til your time

Every now and then, I like to do a nice thing to balance out all the not-so-nice things I do on a daily basis. One of the nice things I do is obey the “No turn on red” signs. I believe this makes up for the fact that I speed, tailgate [...]




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Let your soul take you where you long to beeee!

Man, of all the high-quality TV shows I watch—Real Housewives of Orange County, Hell’s Kitchen, Make Me a Supermodel—I’m gonna write about American Idol. Oh, well. I have a feeling there are a few other people out there familiar with this show.
So I went to bed [...]




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I Am a Redhead

When it comes to getting a dirty job done,
I’ll take a red-headed woman

Apparently, I’m a redhead.
I don’t know when it happened. I’m not aware of coloring my hair or of my hair coloring itself, but in the last few years, people have started referring to me as a redhead.
I’m not even remotely offended at being [...]




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It’s love
It’s love
It’s love
It’s la la la la la la love

How many of you know who Chris Knox is?
(waits for a while . . . goes off to do laundry and watch a movie . . . wanders back)
Well, to most of you, he’s the guy who sings the catchy/annoying song in the latest Heineken [...]




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I Got Torn Apart

Tear me apart
If you wanna win my heart

To be more literal, I got f*%#ing torn apart so you don’t have to.
But to be less literal, I didn’t get torn apart at all. Just kind of dented.
YESSSS! The folks at Ask and Ye Shall Receive reviewed my blog. Here’s the deal: you bravely submit your blog [...]




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