Archive for February, 2008
What are words for
When no one listens anymore
Ahoy, mon! I’m lolling on a beach in Jamaica so you don’t have to. While I’m selflessly and not at all begrudgingly performing this service for you, why not take this opportunity to brush up on your vocab skillz?
And because I believe that learning should be fun, prizes will […]
I Am At This Moment Lying on a Nude Beach
11 Comments Published by JD February 25th, 2008 in I Do Nude.Take me back to the place that I know
On the beach
“This time next week, it’s a pretty good bet I won’t be wearing pants.”
The context in which this quote was uttered by Dave is irrelevant. All you need to know is that he’s referring to our vacation to Jamaica and the—
Oh, wait. I totally have […]
Make my day
Make my day
Make my make my make make my day
Yo!
Go on, admit it. I make your day. And best of all, I do it so you don’t have to. Actually, is it even humanly possible for someone to make their own day? “I made my day.” That doesn’t sound right. What does sound […]
But I said no, no, no, no-no-no
It occurred to me the other day that I was going to have to address the inevitable issue of just what I Won’t Do. I’d hate to disappoint you somewhere down the line by refusing to do something you really had your heart set on me doing so you don’t […]
My good friend Kathy, over at The Junk Drawer, has just honored me with a very special award.
GO! Smell the Flowers is an awesome community of 20 bloggers from all over the world who share inspirational and enlightening stories and encourage others to do the same. Watch the video to learn more! This wonderful group […]
U shonuf do be cookin’ in my book
Men, I doubt many of you are familiar with The Look.
Ladies, most of you probably know what I’m talking about, especially if you’re in your 40s and love to eat. You’ve either given or received The Look at some point.
In my Zumba class today, I got The Look from the instructor, […]
