I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

Don’t drink, don’t smoke
What do you do? *

Oh, yeah, you heard me. I like porn. Especially porn as defined by the geniuses behind the book Porn for Women. But also regular porn, too. Still, this other Porn for Women is pretty good stuff. Inside you’ll find pictures of (mostly) hunky and sometimes shirtless guys doing […]

I have absolutely nothing profound to say on this, the eve of Christmas, but I would like to share some of my Christmas traditions with you in the form of a delightful Christmas Q&A. This was originally supposed to be one of those dreaded memes, but in the spirit of the season, I’ll just answer the […]

You want to trust the doctors
Their procedure is the best
But the last try was a failure
And the intern was a mess *

I don’t like the term surgery, so for the purpose of this post, it’s a procedure. Got it? Good.
And don’t worry—everything went fine, except for one aspect that is almost too horrifying to relate. Due […]

Christmas Day will always be
Just so long as we have we *
 
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen

But do you recall
JD’s favorite holiday songs of all?
From my iPod Holiday Playlist of 137 songs, I have culled 48 songs to be featured on a special 2-volume “Have Yourself […]

And baby there’ll be
Dancin’ in the streets
For the miracle

I hope all my readers will experience a Christmas miracle. To some, a miracle may take the form of an unexpected kindness from a stranger. To others, it might involve a baby in a manger. And to others, it might be simply be a feeling of […]

I can’t stop the dance
Maybe this is my last chance *

I know y’all are still reeling from the news that I saw Led Zeppelin at the Chicago Stadium in 1977. Well, hold onto your bangers, because as you may have recently read somewhere,
I saw U2.
IN IRELAND!
The venue: Croke Park, Dublin. In attendance: 57,000 people including one cool […]