Archive for November, 2007

Tweet Wheee! I found a new toy. It’s Google’s VisualPoetry hack, and it’s even more of a time-waster than shooting sheep with a stun gun. As the site tells us: VisualPoetry translates any text into a series of images by looking up the words on Google image search and projecting the most relevant results as […]


I Clean My House

Tweet You better clean this house, everybody’s talking Clean this house, they really think it’s shocking Clean this house, get that shit off the table Clean this house, before you are unable Now that I’m an award-winning blogger, it hardly seems fair that I should have to clean my own house. In my last post, […]


I Am My Blog

Tweet What I am is what I am are you what you are or what? * A big, fat thank you to my friends Kathy at The Junk Drawer (now with new domain name!) and Cardiogirl (check out the low-tops!) for bestowing upon me the coveted “Be the Blog” award. What does it mean to […]


I’m Fat and Weak

Tweet It’s none of my business But you have to eat Your appetite is appalling * I have resolved to have a dinner plate of salad before I dig into what else is offered. I plan on sticking to a palm-sized piece of meat. I will go for veggies before anything else, and then I […]


I Embrace My Randomness

Tweet Sha la la la la la la Thanks to my buddy, Random Yak, you will now learn Eight Random Things about me, JD. 1. I have a pathological fear of my own belly button. If anyone were to touch my belly button, I would drop dead. I don’t even like to think about it. […]


I Mishear Lyrics

Tweet ‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy One day, Dave and I were driving home from a trip, and I was suffering the effects of what must’ve been a food-poisoned Burger King shake (so delicious . . . so deadly). I lay fully reclined in my seat, rubbing my grumbling belly and praying for […]



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