I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

Don’t drink, don’t smoke What do you do? * Oh, yeah, you heard me. I like porn. Especially porn as defined by the geniuses behind the book Porn for Women. But also regular porn, too. Still, this other Porn for Women is pretty good stuff. Inside you’ll find pictures of (mostly) hunky and sometimes shirtless [...]

I have absolutely nothing profound to say on this, the eve of Christmas, but I would like to share some of my Christmas traditions with you in the form of a delightful Christmas Q&A. This was originally supposed to be one of those dreaded memes, but in the spirit of the season, I’ll just answer [...]

You want to trust the doctors Their procedure is the best But the last try was a failure And the intern was a mess * I don’t like the term surgery, so for the purpose of this post, it’s a procedure. Got it? Good. And don’t worry—everything went fine, except for one aspect that is [...]

Christmas Day will always be Just so long as we have we * You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen But do you recall JD’s favorite holiday songs of all? From my iPod Holiday Playlist of 137 songs, I have culled 48 songs to be featured [...]

And baby there’ll be Dancin’ in the streets For the miracle I hope all my readers will experience a Christmas miracle. To some, a miracle may take the form of an unexpected kindness from a stranger. To others, it might involve a baby in a manger. And to others, it might be simply be a [...]

I can’t stop the dance Maybe this is my last chance * I know y’all are still reeling from the news that I saw Led Zeppelin at the Chicago Stadium in 1977. Well, hold onto your bangers, because as you may have recently read somewhere, I saw U2. IN IRELAND! The venue: Croke Park, Dublin. [...]