I was ran into a bunch of shambling zombies in the city. I really couldn’t believe what was happening, and I ended up just ducking when one of them approached. The zombie just walked right past, and so did the rest of the hoard. I was confused on so many levels that I looked it up and realized that it was one of those charity zombie walks where people dress up as zombies and never break character – this was a really good place to pick up wanna-be stars for my public agent project. At least now I know just how great I’d be in a real zombie apocalypse, not to mention a prank involving zombies.
I was at my boyfriend’s apartment and things were getting frisky. I told him it was that time of the month, but he said he didn’t care about revenge gf porn. So we went at it and I must say, things got very messy. I was embarrassed the next morning when I saw what a mess his sheets, comforter, even his pillowcases were. He had to strip the entire bed. Next time I went over they were all back on the bed, looking like new. I asked how he managed to get all the blood out. He replied, “I don’t know. My baby’s mom does my laundry!”.
‘Coffee with milk’: my friends tell me these words every time when I come out with my new man. I don’t care about any rumors and stereotypes, not after Launch of DarkX! This is my man and I choose him for his personality and sense of humor, not for the color of his skin. Casual meeting at the airport has changed my life completely. I lost my job, and he supported me. He is my first mutual love, and my parents don’t care about his race. They say they have one more son in their family now.